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Pet name for a nighttime erection that will in no way
subside on it's own.
Turgidity that's a 14 on a scale of 1-10.
Hank: Shit ,I got no fuckin sleep last night.
Frank: Why, bad dreams,.. nightmares?
Hank: Worse, a Midnight Johnson.
Frank: WTF is a Midnight Johnson?
Hank: It's an erection so intense, that there isn't enough
skin left to close your eyes!
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The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up
I woke up last night and gave the wife the old midnight submarine
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late night arm curls leading to self gratification....jacking off
Chase needs to work on alternating arms with his midnight curls cause the one-sided jackin's got his right arm twice the size of his left.
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To engage in sexual activities.
"Lance and I played a game of Midnight Scrabble after the party, if you know what I mean."
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A huge letdown. This was Linkin Park's third album, if you forget Reanimation or Collision Course, because those are remixed songs. 4 years in the making, it seems instead of mixing Hard and soft, they did hard and soft songs. Mr Hahn was invisible on this album. Chester seemed like he wanted to do something harder, but held back, Mike did some slow songs, which didn't really work. I REALL HOPE RICK RUBIN (PRODUCER) DIDN'T FUCK WITH THEIR PSYCHY, AND IT'LL CONTINUE LIKE THIS. METEORA OWNS. I STILL PREFER IT, THE ONLY SONG THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE METEORA IS 'BLEED IT OUT'
Did you get M2M?
Nah, I'll just download the few good songs. Minutes to Midnight isn't like the other albums where ALL the songs are good.
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Basically if you’re bored and midnight is rolling around and your whole neighborhood is asleep you go round up all the dogs in the neighborhood and tie them to the tailgate of your car and go ride around for fifteen minutes going on the highway at least once and you have 15 minutes to shlump the dogs and if at least one live you have to go and apologize and tell exactly why you did it to everyone that you took a dog from and give them their dead dog and the one that was left alive you have to slit throat of it right in front of owner so it doesn’t suffer
Midnight runner:(rings doorbell)
(Opens door) “soooo I took your dog on a willlddd ride sorry but it was fun and I was bored”(gives dog to owner)
Dog owner: OH MY GOSH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE(bursts into crying)
Midnight Runner: “the midnight run sir l-m-a-o”
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Tucking your boner up into your waistband so it's not as obvious
After Jessica walked by, I totally had to go from 9 to midnight so people wouldn't think I had a banana in my pocket.
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