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minecraft dog

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.

"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"

by poop man man poop September 8, 2020


minecraft porn

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting

Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting

by kevin7002 February 27, 2017


Minecraft PvP

Its when two players fight in minecraft with swords and whatever and some people call them self op just cuz there they have a emo skin and $399 wire mouse.

I Played Minecraft and did some extreme 3 hour Minecraft PvP

by dogebread February 7, 2023


Minecraft Weather

Rainy, miserable weather in which is good to play Minecraft.

"Its perfect Minecraft Weather today

by MarkSpinky March 9, 2019


Minecraft Bedrock

The version of Minecraft that originally started on phones and tablets then was also available on consoles and Windows 10. It is also the most active platform of Minecraft and consists of more children than other platforms. It has become the primary version of Minecraft since it was decided Minecraft Java wasn't.

Minecraft Java Player: You said you play Minecraft right?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Yes, why do you wanna play?
Minecraft Java Player: Sure. What version did you say you play on again?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Minecraft Bedrock
Minecraft Java Player: *Leaves the Chat*

by EnderStarr22 April 4, 2020

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Minecraft sex

When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.

Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.

Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it

Her: Oh my god, do me

Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.

by JRichts January 11, 2012

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minecraft pubg

An alternative name for Fortnite.

Person 1: Yo, I play Minecraft and Pubg!
Person 2: Minecraft PUBG?
Person 3: That's Fortnite.

by schoolnerd123 May 3, 2018

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