Very big wing wang, absolute simp of a guy and will treat u like a Queen.
en fat ass who is always wrong!
dude i think im wrong
see ur Mitchell
1: man, I'm like whiter than mitchell
2: no ones whiter than mitchell
A person who definitely makes out with his own father, most likely even spreads his cheeks for him as well. He also smokes copious amounts of weed and vapes like a high schooler.
Philip: You know Mitchell?
Surya: Yeah, I do.
Philip: He kisses his dad bro.
Surya: Not surprised tbh, he takes it in the ass from him too I bet
Philip: ……he does
A person who gets mad at his friend for spending time with his girlfriend, rather than him.
Dude, Alex just went off on me right now for going to the movies with my girl instead of him! He’s being such a mitchell
Just some fat retard
Guy one: yooo who’s that
Guy two: that’s Mitchell some fat retard