Monke Maid Dress

A very cool and Chill person that Hamp loves very much (not in a weird way)

Wow Monke Maid Dress is so cool and epic I wish I was like Monke Maid Dress

monke drip drip

being drippy like the mighty monke

- man1= you gots the monke drip drip boiiii
- man2= thanks g

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monk

To monk is to mince along to the same boozer week after week and frown on ales of >4% ABV. Monk's are also endowed with unfeasibly sensitive probosci, which they use to detect trace odours of sweat from woods.

"Bring me those woods I need to recalibrate my Monk"

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Monk's Wool Threads

Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.

Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.

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follicular penguin monk

Can be used to insult someone in a joking manner, or very seriously depending on tone and delivery, usually used in a state of annoyance. The words individually have no correlation to each other but when together can be used in a similar way to 'twat' or 'idiot'. The origin of this phrase is East London 2020

Jack, you follicular penguin monk!
Leave me alone you follicular penguin monk, you're just jealous of my husband!

Siberian Monk Sleeving

1) The act of holding both hands inside the cuff of the opposite sleeve at once.
2) Usually performed by girls who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to shirt tenting, or pulling your legs up inside your shirt.

Rosey: "I got soo cold today I was Siberian monk sleeving all day!"

Jeremiah: "Is the heater at your work broken?"

Trust Your Monks

(1)The action of being able to secure yourself from another person's insult.

(2)Command Form: Implying that you have played a joke on your friend, or if your friend has failed miserably and you want to expose his/her failur.

(1) After leaving the classroom, Lancaster realized that he left his backpack unwatched,

thus realizing that he can't trust his monks.

(2) Everybody told Dillon, "Trust Your Monks" because he could not beat beat Bloons 15 on the computar.