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When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.
My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.
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A towel one uses to ejaculate on when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.
I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!
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mechanic, or mechanically minded person
I got the grease monkey to fix my car
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A euphemism for "motherfucking."
Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!
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To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.
As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com
"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"
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Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others
My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.
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A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.
When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.
Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter
Harry - MONKEY SLUT
Imposter- EH?
Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"
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