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A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.
Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.
Two mormons under the age of 16 who are attracted to each other but aren't "dating". Everyone knows they are a thing.
Tilly and Cora are totally mormon dating.
A "faithless elector" from Utah in the US Electoral College.
Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?
Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
A person who has sexual relations with a member of their immediate family
She had sex with her Brother, the Mormon Beth
1. The place non-mormons go when they die while waiting for their baptism to enter mormon heaven.
So I was hitting it from behind with this mormon chick and I pull out and she says "You're going to hell for wasting your cum"
"No I'm going to mormon purgatory because I'm not mormon."
A mystical creature that gives you minecraft superpowers
Holy shit thank you Mormon the Frog for helping me win ranked skywars
a woman who is also a sneaky hoe but knows that she has to stop her ways and be pure because she is still a Mormon.
Jennifer was nice but now she’s just a Mormon thottie.