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A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!
Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
A lovable, adorable, cuddly, cutie patootie.
Look at that cute tater muffin, he looks so snuggly!
A majestic lady who tends to make weird cat sounds and yell omnomnom. She also usually has a mild obsession with drawing pokemon as people. She is the epitome of perfect and hilarious. Everyone. Not to be confused with the Omnominable Snowman.
Prince: Meow
Pixy Muffin: Meow
Prince: OMNOM
Pixy Muffin: OMNOMNONOMONOMONOMONOM
Prince: I luh you!
Pixy Muffin: -turkey sounds-
When 2 or more people circle jerk onto a cookie. The person who ejaculates the most/last person has to eat the cookie. Something you would only do if the homo in you was strong.
Kid one: yo did you hear Kenny pulled a myer muffin?
Kid two: Oh I didn't yuck!
1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.
2. Word used to describe sexy women.
Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."
Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."
The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.
"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"
"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins
Damn girl look at those leg muffins.
She is wearing those boots to tight