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1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.
2. Word used to describe sexy women.
Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."
Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."
The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.
"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"
"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins
Damn girl look at those leg muffins.
She is wearing those boots to tight
When you fart in palm of your hand and then cup it into a friends face
My boyfriend muffin tossed me in the face and I almost threw up
Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.
Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*
Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.
Dude he is a total muffin dick!