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Long ago there was a way skilled musicians could express themselves about a variety of topics. Often, once famous, rock stars would use drugs and alcohol. They, however, all had skills. Sadly, this culture was brutally murdered. The horrors of modern "music" killed the fuck out of the last of real music. With the death of rock, music finally died. It has long been believed by music fans that someday a band will rise to resurrect music. This band has not yet come. As of now the barren wasteland that is now the radio is dominated by horrible demons such as Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, and other such total failures to create music.
Billy turns on a radio
...Let's play a love game...It's the best of both worlds...How can you be so heartleesss?....
OH shit! this sucks! I'm going to go listen to my AC/DC cd's, real rock music.
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Noise that should not be referred to as music
Jessica: Eh mah gawd Lizzie, the bestest genre is totally mainstream music, cause it is so effing awesome.
Lizzie: Eh mah gawd, me too! Lady Gaga's new CD is effing awesome.
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Musical noise which, when repeated over and over, is used as a tool to extract a profit from dimwits. Lacking the ability to categorize this rhythmic noise under any standard genre, record company executives have come to call it ‘pop music’ because they can convince some people it is popular and therefore must be worth listening to.
Don’t you just love pop music artists such as Britney Spears?
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the retarded form of song that offers no originality and is the result of corporation - backed, "singers," and writers. basically highly non - political\religious\profane because the people that make it have no balls
man MTV's becoming a pop music - promoting piece if junk
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It's like, you get turned on by listening to some songs.
"I think I may have a music kink."
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An un-official genre of music listened to by chavs.
There are two types:
1. A girl with a cockney (London) accent singing quite clever lyrics to a fairly catchy tune. (This is the better type of chav music).
2. A man talking about his chavvy life over a loud, synthetic bass beat that is too loud. Maybe a guitar will be playing if you lucky. Not really music, more like noise.
Example of Type 2 chav music:
#Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom#
Chav: This is like, so original.
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Dumb girl: Like omg! I was just listening to "Baby" by Justin Bieber!
Smart girl: You listen to bad music all day, you're such a teeny bopper.
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