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Permission from a black friend to say the n-word in their presence. Only works if they are in the vicinity.
Ben- yo, wattup my n*****!
Tyrone- Yo that ain't cool
Julius- yo man its fine, he has a street pass
Tyrone- ight we cool
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The passing lane occurs while you are taking a shit with the poop hanging from your anus and then let out a fart with enough force that causes a vacuum effect causing the shit to retreat back into the anus.
Bob: why is John taking so long in the bathroom?
Joe: I heard him swear after some explosive flatulence. He must have used the passing lane.
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Permission granted to WASPY Wives of Latin husbands to politely skip a family functions on the guise of "having prior plans."
"I don't know if I'm up for another night more loud story telling and chain smoking, I think I'm going to use the Cocina Pass on this one..."
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To pick up a guy at a concert and pass him around the audience.
When we went to see TMBG, we got to pass the dude!
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A sub-optimal or imprecise pass, usually in football, which leaves the intended receiver at high risk of injury due to the fact that in order to successfully receive, he must extend himself, while at the same time, the opposing player has a chance of intercepting the pass if he lunges in. Thus the lunging tackle coupled with the fact that the intended receiver is not in the best position to avoid or ride the tackle makes the possibility of injury quite high.
Commentator #1: Oh, he's sold Ramsey a bit short there. That's a bit of a hospital pass I'm afraid
Commentator #2: ...and in comes Shawcross....
Both Commentators: Ooooooohhhh!
Commentator #1: We're going to need a stretcher
Commentator #2: I think I'm going to be sick...
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The term "cis passing" is a term for transgender and sometimes nonbinary people who pass as cisgender. In the most common context it means passing as the opposite gender that you were assigned at birth
Being cis passing isn’t necessarily a trans/nonbinary person’s goal or a compliment that you should tell a trans/nonbinary person but nor is it necessarily a negative thing.
Person A: Wow he is pretty cis passing, isn’t he?
Person B: Yeah! His transition went well! I’m happy for him!
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The lengthy happy trail on a woman from the Indian subcontinent which extends from her thick coarse bushy hair bun, down her back, through the ass crack and taint, and up around to her bellybutton.
Suresh was turned on when Padma removed her saree, exposing her Khyber Pass which circumnavigated most of her body.
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