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Slave Tan

When someone gets a tan, but is so tan that they are mistaken for african american and get their ass thrown out into the cotton field.

"Have you guys seen Reese anywhere?"

"Didn't you hear? He got a slave tan and became a slave"

by pole dinner March 30, 2011

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abura tan

A roguelike game in the same vein as Angband and Nethack with apparent inspiration from The Dark Tower.

I wasted 5 hours playing that piece of sh!t Abura Tan last night.

by Claudius August 11, 2004

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Ridin' tan

Ridin' tan is an all-over fake tan one applies if one thinks they are going to 'get the ride'.

Nothing worse than when a guy sees a girl with tanned arms and legs and then when he undresses her he sees white tits and a white arse.

Aw me God! If Mick's goin' to be dere I'll have put on ridin' tan before I go out - will yih give me a hand with it?

by Sharynda November 9, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jernz Tan

A person who is smart, handsome, and somewhat dark skinned. Definitely a people person and socially acceptable.Many girls are somewhat attracted to this person and are clouded by judgement by his charms and looks. On the bad side is that this person also has a lazy attitude and sometimes lies.

Jernz Tan is handsome.
Jernz Tan has skin like mocha.
Jernz is a smart guy.
Jernz is a liar.

by Yeenie September 26, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


tan lines

Yet another dumb and overcompensating thing white males say to teach other to show how macho, tough and heterosexual they are.

The person using this term ignores the fact that tan lines often look ridiculous and embarrassing for women who have them, because his purpose is to show how manly he is.

For these types of people, tan lines = woman sunbathing = swimsuit = sex. Therefore, an ostentatious display of heterosexuality must occur, in which love of tan lines is boasted about as loud as possible. This is in keeping with this type of male's equating ANYTHING female with wanting to 'fuck' said thing.

This technique ensures that no one questions this type of male's manliness, although he is often hiding an inferiority complex or his homosexuality.

White male: "Fuckin' right, I LOVE tan lines!!"

Passerby: "Why? They kind of look ridiculous and embarrassing...?"

White male: "Tan lines!!! Fuck yeah!! I get laid A LOT!!!"

Passerby: "But you didn't answer my question...?"

White male: "Yeah!!! Tan lines!!! FUCK!!! Pass me another beer!!!"

by Grackle August 5, 2009

92๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


tan boob

a young female that exhibits any two or more of the following characteristics: has a wardrobe mainly comprised of hollister or a&f; shows noticeable petechial hemmorhaging of the hard palate; has a perpetual tan that makes george hamiliton look like powder; usually dates other tan balls; over uses the expression "that's hot"

Allison, true to her tan boob qualities, decided to go with the burnt sienna halter top over the pink camisole since it matched her melanoma perfectly.

by euna April 5, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tan-pants

When used in a sentence one could say; "she's so 'Tan-pants'" which means a yuppie chick or guy that live in the most surburban part of an urban city.

Example "The Gold Coast area in Chicago, is so Full of 'Tan-Pantsers'"
Or "Josh is such a 'tan-pantser'" he's watching football all weekend long at that yuppie college bar in Lincoln Park." "Tracy is so 'Tan-Pants' with her stupid Tiffany jewelry."

by TheGirlTokyo April 29, 2005

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