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A term to describe when you're so engrossed in your job that you actually have dreams about it when you're sleeping. From the movie Kung Fu Panda when Po is dreaming about being a warrior, but tells his father he had a dream about making noodles. His father, a noodle maker, is excited that his son finally had the Noodle Dream.
I must be working to much, last night I had the fucking Noodle Dream!
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the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.
i got a bad burn from making gooch noodles the other night
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When a guy injects his penis into the anal opening and has sex with it for a long period of time, well the shit noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this penis the next morning. It's literally a noodle of shit.
Poop- "HOLY SHIT MAN, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T FIT IN THAT LITTLE HOLE DUDE, I CAN'T FIT."
Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."
Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."
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Ste-' we fancy a chinese for tea,
Lise- 'you fucking noodle munchers'
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When you are eating spaghetti or other noodles, and you suck the noodles up so hard that they smack your cheeks and either stick, get sauce on, or grease up your face.
slow down on those noodles; you're going to get some serious noodle whip!
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Coldness which makes your nipples stiffen - very much like stipples, fripples (which are the name of the nipple in the cold).
'It's very nippy noodles today isn't it?'
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n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.
Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.
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