The typical friendliness northern English people have with eachother and other people in the country
“Wow he was so friendly what a nice guy”
“Yeah that must’ve been his Northern Moxy”
When a male and female are out ice fishing both people have to take a piss the women squats over the Icehole to piss and the male aims to piss in-between her legs. "It's ohk if things get a little messy"
My man and I had to piss so we figured the northern Icehole would work best
A pair of northern pals who partake together in journeys via public transport.
Whenever travelling as a northern duo one must use it as an opportunity to befriend as many other travellers as possible. Most entertaining if one half of the duo is a trickster.
*addressing unsuspecting traveller*
Trickster: Good afternoon this is my travel buddy, we are a northern duo. What is your name?
Traveller: I am Mr Chapman
The northern butt is more commonly known as the mouth.
I need to give my northern butt a rest, so I will be going on mute,
when you gently place your scrotum on lovers face near nose. then lovingly drag testicles up to forehead, allowing penis to rest on the bridge of their nose.
me and my girlfriend are doing a northern Pike tonight
When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.
I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.
Tucking the northern pointing erect penis under the waistband.
Timmy had to do the Northern Tuck while slow dancing with Jessica.