Here's Johnny

1: Your Wang/ejaculation, named after Jack Nicholson's junk in the shining.
2: When introducing a friend called Johnny

1:
Jack: Linda i want to bone.
Linda: No i'm to tired.
Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.
Linda: zzzzzz (snore).
Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.
Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.
Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)

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Johnny Cash

n. A severe beating

Sometimes the only way to set someone straight is to invoke the wisdom, spirit, and life experience of the world's most respected troubadour. When diplomacy fails, you might just have to give somebody a Johnny Cash to get your point across.

1. Ah, that loudmouth over at the end of the bar stepped outta line pretty bad with that comment about my sister. I think I'll go over there and give him a Johnny Cash real quick.

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Johnny Depped

To trash a hotel room. The act of destroying hotel property by wild parties, wild sex, or intentionally trashing the hotel room so it appears to the hotel staff that wild sex has occurred. Often accompanies Wet Banditing; to leave the sinks plugged and the water running.

"We are sooo blackballed from that Howard Johnson. We totally Johnny Depped it"

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johnny blaze

A name given to someone who is constantly smoking your weed but never contributes anything back.

He needs to buy a sack with his paycheck this week, fuckin Johnny Blaze.
He used to smoke me out; now he's just a Johnny Blaze motherfucker.

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johnny rotten

1. very hot singer for the famous british punk band - the sex pistols
2. started the saftey pin fad

real name - john lyden
big hits - pretty vacant, holiday in the sun, anarchy in the uk, god save the queen, ect.

johnny rotten was such a great singer, he was so amazing at the sex pistols reunion tour.

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Johnny Hamsterdick

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.

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johnny-oh

Even more almighty then johnnyoh, johnny-oh is the greatest Socom player in North America, possibly the world. Although some have accused him of cheating, or haxing, johnny-oh would never resort to such behavior. He instead pwns noobs using his amazing skill.

drjjg- "hell yeah, I'm 18-3, gonna win game mvp, I am the best"

*BOOM*...drjjg gets pwned by johnny-oh

johnny-oh- "you've just been johnny-owned...bitch"

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