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The Three Laws of Grant Sex are a set of laws that define the limits and possibilities of Grant Sex. They are as follows:
Law, the first: At least one of the two partners in the act of Grant Sex MUST be a Grant as defined in the second law. The non-Grant (or if both partners are Grants, then both partners) partner must NOT stop until the Grant is completely satisfied and has experienced an orgasm, or until the Grant has told the partner to halt.
Law, the second: The Grant must be within strict guidelines, these guidelines include and are NOT restricted to(can be changed at any time): The Grant MUST be a male Homo sapiens; the Grant must be of at least 20% German heritage; the Grant must meet at least 50% of the criteria of either Type I, Type II, or Type III Grants. If they do not meet these guidelines, or if they meet these guidelines then for more than 2 months in a row do not meet them again, they shall NOT be called Grant and are NOT allowed to have Grant Sex with a real Grant.
Law, the third: The Grant has the absolute final say in whether they will have Grant Sex with another Homo sapiens. The Grant will be respected and, if disrespected, all federal, state, and ethical laws have lost influence and the Grant may do whatever he chooses without consequence; for a maximum of 45 seconds.
Grant Police: STOP CITIZEN, you are in violation of Grant Sex law, the third. All citizens are required to know the Three Laws of Grant Sex.
Grant: Thank you sir, I will take it from here.
*beats the person to death in just under 40 seconds*
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Most amazing person ever that has an awesome best friend and is ablosulutly perfect, amazing, hes also super smart, funny,and has the cutest laugh,and attractive ;)
Travis Grant is epic!
Noah Grant is an up and coming (M) Fashion Model, as well as having a significant Social Media following. Noah Grant was born April 24, 1999 in Maine.
1. Do you know who Noah Grant is ?
2. What is the instagram of Noah Grant ?
( noahgrantt )
Travis is the most amazing, perfect person who has the cutest laugh, wonderful eyes, an amazing smile, is super funny, extremely smart, and attractive ;)
Travis R Grant is perfect
Y'know that guy, Exotictaz (Grant). He's homosexual.
Biggest mong to be born in Scotland. The type of jakeball that still lives with his mum and has toes like Richmond sausages.
Dinny be a huge mong like that grant hamilton.
The goat of the nba who plays basketball for the Boston celtics he averages a little bit more than 7 points.he also is number 12. He also played for the Tennessee vols for college
Grant williams is the goat of the nba