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jersey is full of druggies pot heads and sluts. BUT we love it. we got the worst schools but good fights. we say wooder, tawk, cawfee yo and dude a lot and we loveee saying legit. animal braclets are the bomb! if u dont have any then u dont live in township. ITS JERSEY! not josiey, no one says that! no one in jersey calls it NEW jersey. wawa franks pizza and regal is the place to be. soda not pop or cola. we say yea not yes and its cuz not because and hanging out at skater's choice in 6th grade ment that u were "cool" but now if u go to a party and bring beer ur cool.yo smoking weed at the bus stop is wat everyone does. hogies and cheesesteaks- yea man. jersey and philly have the best cheesesteaks and pizza. fast food almost every night its down the shore not the beach. carnavials=<3 there are so many hollister fags. clearview sucks ass! we say ur mom a lot and we talk about sex in almost every sentence and we curse a lot not cuss, curse! yea we can drive, its not us thats the problem, its u so fuck off yea we are stuck up so if ur from jersey u think ur better then everyone else and its true dont mess with us, we got italian or irish tempers. we are very random people. peace to u and ur mother.
new yorker: i can kick your joisey ass! your so gay from south jersey and all now go and get me some water
jerseyian: naw man i will fuck u up so fuck u, u fucking cunt get ur own damn wooder btw ur mom is a great fucker
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You go to a north jersey school and they all make fun of the way you say your "o"s because they just dont know how to fucking say it. North jersey is scum to you. you LOVE hoagies and might have even worked in a hoagie place. u know where to get a good cheesesteak and even if u dont really like wawa u still rep it. Philly is your city and u dont care how many times the phillies or eagles have let you down, you STILL love them and support them. North jersey really is its own state. SOUTH JERSEY IS WHERE ITS AT BABY and ill take being a hippie over being an uptight NY wanna be any day.
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Small city in Indiana which is the home of Notre Dame and nothing much more besides places to drink and smoke.A place where a lack of anything to leads to ND obsession and more excess in drugs and alcohol.Cited as the home of Umphreys Mcgee, tightest band on the planet. Diverse area with a very large Polish population.Very segregated with clear "ethnic" areas.
South Bend Monday - doing nothing.
SB Tuesday - doing nothing.
SB Wednesday - doing nothing.
SB Thursday - doing nothing.
SB Friday - getting high and listening to Umphreys wondering where to go.
SB Saturday - getting drunk as hell at ND tailgating .
SB Sunday - going to church and begging God for forgiveness.
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Out of all the Barringtons, this is the most "new money" of them all. It also has the most wealthy Asians in Cook County and possibly the whole Chicago area. It seems like all the rich Asians from Schaumburg and Hoffman Estates are moving to South Barrington to get away from the Asians and Hispanics who are ONLY "upper-middle class".
Dude, have you been to South Barrington? It is so rich and unaffected by the recession that they might as well call it South Asia.
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a good place to chill with some freakys
Sleeping over my friends house in Grays Ferry and I was awoken to his mom giving me fellatio, I've been hanging out in South Philly ever since.
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The southern portion of New Jersey. The definition depends upon where in New Jersey you are from. Newark and Jersey City residents would define South Jersey as anything south of Woodbridge. West of there it would be south of Trenton. Philadelphia area residents define South Jersey as Burlington south. Atlantic City and Cape May residents define South Jersey as south of Tuckerton.
Oh, you're from South Jersey.
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The best, funniest, and most worthy to be watched show EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on episodes of south park:
Ex #1
Mr. Garrison:ok class wats 5x2.......come on dont be shy clyde
Clyde: 12
Mr.Garrison: ok how bout someone whos not a complete retard ...kyle
Kyle:i think i no the answer mr. garrison
Cartman:mmhmhmhmhmh
Kyle: shut up fat boy
Cartman: dont call me fat u f****** jew
Mr. garrison: eric did u just say the f word
Cartman: wat? jew?
Kyle:no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school f****** fat a**
Mr. Garrison: KYLE!
Cartman: y the f*** not
Mr. Garrison: ERIC!
Stan: dude u just said f*** again
Mr. Garrison: STANLEY!
Kenny: f***
Mr. Garrison: KENNY!
Cartman: wats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody f*** f****** f**
Mr.Garrison: how would u like to go see the school counsler
Cartman: how would u like to suck my balls
Mr.Garrison: wat did u say!!!
Cartman: im sorry im sorry actually wat i said was *gets loudspeaker* how would u like to suck my balls mr. garrison
Stan: holy sh** dude
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Ex #2
kitty: meow
cartman:no kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: meow
cartman: no kittys a bad kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: hsss
cartman: mom kittys bein a dildo
cartmans mom: then i no a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonite
cartman: .....wat???
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