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a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 8, 2013


a gobb-load

a lot of shit.
created in tha kitchen while over stuffing tacos..

i got a gobb-load of cash.

by 501 mixtapes September 25, 2009


Loading simulator

Grand Theft Auto V, since it always feraking loads literally. That's the whole point.

1
A: Hey bro, shall we play some GTA five?
B: Nah bruh, it's a bloody Loading simulator. I want get some sleep tonight.

2
"Dude! Let's see who's gonna win in GTA V today!"

<10 hours later>

*exhausted growling*
"Why we'll still here? Just to suffer... -"
"Wow! I won my dude! It finally loaded! Oh, come on! I've been killed by some snap crackle pop on an opressor!!"

by Sir Wenceslas 🕊 November 24, 2020


r-load

When you are reloading on an FPS and have no time to tell someone that you are reloading then a time saving mechanism would be to say r-load. Even though reload is the exact same amount of syllables as r-load i can assure you that it is much faster to say.

This technique is also used on the word grenade to make r-nade.

The word stems from r-tard which is used on the famous episode of southpark "Make love, not Warcraft"

-Shoot him you prick!
Am fucking r-loading!

by solomonf January 11, 2009


Load and go

When you fill someone full of cum and then promptly get up, get dressed and leave.

He loaded and goed her. He did a load and go on her.

by Ernurse619 June 30, 2017


Load dumpable

When a girl has a really cute face and all you can think about is dumping your load on to her face.

Dude, your sister is so load dumpable.

by Enricake July 24, 2018


load hoagie

A hoagie roll full of a man’s love nectar. May include other meats and cheeses.

I fed that whore a load hoagie. She loved it.

by Jazzy MacJizz November 14, 2017