dick snap

n. common
The traumatic bending of one's penis when a woman riding on top rides too high, the penis is no longer centered, and the weight of the woman comes down with full force. Typified by an audible popping noise.

<svenmonk> Where did that dick snap Craiggers go? I bet that CFNM pervert will think twice before letting that fat bitch, idali, fuck him on top.

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streak snap

On Snapchat, a snap that is sent to all of ones streaks. It is not personalized and it general.

"Did you just send me a streak snap?"
"No"
"Yes, you sent that to everyone and it's so basic"

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Aw Snap

A phrase you say when something either goes terrible wrong or right.

1. Ay yo son did you just see that! That boy just took that guys rims! Aw Snap!
2. Man I just got an 1600 on the SAT's! Aw snap!

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cold snap

a brief period of very cold weather

The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.

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snapped up

Took, bought, acquired, got, stole

Xenophon snapped up a copy of How To Talk To A Liberal (if you must) by Ann Coulter at a grocery store, of all places.

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snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

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bean snap

a quick and functional hand job, usually intended to provide a prompt ejaculation for the purpose of stress relief as opposed to meaningful sexual gratification.

Damn, that was the hottest girl I have ever seen. Miriam, come over here and give me a bean snap, and I'll rub your shoulders for you.

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