Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

pack the barn

To fill up a stadium or field’s fan section for a game or competition

Game at 8, pack the barn.

Fire pack

When something is more than fire, it is fire pack

Yo this game, fire pack

Laugh Pack

A term used when your friends only laugh at each others jokes but never at yours even when they are an absolute banger.

Man, Mason and Evan only laugh at each others and never at mine or Josh's, I bet they are in a laugh pack.

decoy pack

(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.

guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)

pen pack

Group of guys standing around one girl, while she performs oral sex on all of them alternating frequently between each guy.

Hey wanna get together with the guys for a pen pack with Lisa tonight?

Pill Pack

noun - a (usually random) mixture of various "flavors" of a specific type of drug. This is often utilized to speed up the exchange process.

--(telephone conversation shortly before exchange)
--Buyer - "Hey bro, get those tabs ready for me to look at, I still can't decide what prints I'm going to want!"
--Dealer - "Dude, I gotta be at work in fifteen minutes, we don't have time for you to browse! Just tell me how many you want and I'll toss you a pill pack."