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monday 12th is the day you should order your girl food:)
woohoo its national order your girl food day
A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.
DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.
Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
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combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.
I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order
"Pre-Order" Is what you say when there is a hot girl but is underage and you cant not fw yet.
Evan sees a cute three year old and says "Pre-Order"
a man named ezra dating a woman in 8th grade
Hey my names ezra and i pre ordered my girlfriend in the 8th grade as i was interning
Going after someone for romantic or sexual advances that is two years or more younger than yourself. Commonly used with the word Post-order. Used by all sex's since it was made for all sex's
Finn told me he was talking two a girl and I asked her age since he just turned 18 so he said she was 16 but turns 17 in a couple of weeks I told him he was pre-ordering so he should stop talking to her.