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Having a middle aged woman put salt on her vagina and then having a old white man lick it off.
Man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight
Lose your shit, get mad, get riled up
Don’t lose an oyster Becky! Chad doesn’t deserve you.
The thick mucus coming from a women's vagina typically found covering her underwear at the end of a long day, which, with further research, may one day replace super glue.
"Guys, give me one minute! I have to go change my underwear because this one is coated with oyster glue!"
The Raw Oyster, The Sexual act involving cracking a raw egg into your partners vagina and then proceed to scran it back out.
James: So David you finally do it with Beth.
David: Do what?
James: The Raw Oyster!
David: Oh yeah.. Shit was Fantastic!!!
Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.
Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!