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A term used to describe the event of an errantly hit golf ball striking the forehead of the drink lady, driving a drink cart on a golf course. Most common occurrences are during the month of January in Palm Springs.
Wow! Did you see that! My drive totally went off the heel of my club, and gave that drink lady down there a Pat on the Head!
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The "PF pat-down" (also known as the "Patriot Plunge") is a homosexual act consisting of one (gay) man standing feet spread wide with both hands on his head, while a second (also gay) man comes up from behind and "checks for wires" (gropes him). This is often used as a ritual of "initiation"into a gay nightclub or, in many cases, a very serious militia group opposed to the US Government.
Last week my uncle asked if he could give me the PF pat-down - yeah I know, sick guy. Just imagine if Hitler was still around to see this shit - nigga would be mortified.
The art of one shitting ones pants.
Scottish saying.
Also check poop your pants
What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?
Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"
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Quickly tapping your back pocket, and front pockets to assure you have your wallet, cell phone, and iPod. May also be shortened if the user is lacking one of the mentioned items.
The 3-Pocket Pat should take no longer than 2 seconds.
"I realized I left my wallet at the movies when I did my occasional 3-Pocket Pat before getting in the car."
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top ten in fattest athletes of all time. currently sits infront of gilbert brown, danny fortson, oliver pig miller, tampa bay, kevin gogan, and mo vaughn. child and product of king grease in his finest hours. truly, one of the fattest of the fat.
shea buckner x gm/ grease + (manster)9+ pizza goalie + 375 pounds= Fat Pat
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A nearly all-purpose reaction for a plethora of situations. Similar to "Oh my gosh" or "good grief" or "wow". It is customary for one utterance to be followed by at least an echo or two.
It was a popular expression in the eighties and seems to be making a comeback, just like disco.
David: "I wonder what would happen if I wrote 'extortion' in the memo field of a check."
Jenny: "Haha! Oh, Pat Sajak."
David: "Oh Pat Sajak."
Will: "Ohhhhh Pat Sajak."
Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’