paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

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Ghetto painting

"painting" a piece of wood furniture or furnishing with a permanent magic marker, usually a sharpie, so that the piece of furniture now "matches" the color of other furniture/furnishings in the room

The wood on that chair didn't match my new entertainment center so I did some ghetto painting with a black sharpie and now they match, sweet.

Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.

1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”

dome in the paint

You are in the paint, aka eating pussy...while this is happening you are getting head, hence dome, at the same time..aka 69.

I'm getting dome in the paint,
shorty take a break,

skank paint

To hastily paint over a previously painted toenail in a crude fashion.

"If you're going to wear flip flops you should at least get a pedicure"
"It's okay I'll just skank paint them"

Painting the horn.

clown masturbation.

"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."

Paint That Vagina

When a male pulls out his penis during intercourse and ejaculates all over a female's vagina.

Yo, dawg, I'm gonna paint that vagina tonight.