Random
Source Code
Random
verb
An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.
What is your gender? Do you mind if I give a Pant Check?
Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"
Pants that are normally worn for comfort or relaxation (usually grey). They are so comfortable that the wearer often mistakes the material for Koala fur/skin. People wearing such should not be disturbed.
"Hey, I was going to ask if you wanted to go for a ten mile run, but I see you're wearing Koala Pants, so I'll come back at a better time"
Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.
The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.
Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.
Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.
Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."
lethal pants is when a man gets a boner that could possibly kill someone or that he may rape a man or woman.
"Yo Simon, tell yo girl to keep away from jack, he's got some lethal pants"
"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"