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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012


Patroller

Students who search for teachers to flirt / sleep with

Ruth was watching as the patroller was sexually talking to the teacher

by Ally Blackwell January 25, 2019


Safety Patrol MVP

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."

Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!

by TikTok @vintagemez March 5, 2022


Snow patrol

Used to describe someone who’s grumpy or in a bad mood

T: hey have you talked to dad today?
A: yea he’s going snow patrol so probably stay away

by Tjsnipe November 22, 2020


Dole patrol

A group of people in county cork, ireland. Usually a (non working, on the dole(social welfare)) single mother and her 3 children. They are poor and part of the

Lumpenproletariat.These individuals buy the cheapest goods and services they can get such as dole haircuts and pep and Co clothes from dealz or super drift tracksuits from the stall behind the coal Quay. Dole heads

Paddy: here comes the dole patrol!

Matt: look them with their dole haircuts and superdrift tracksuits

Paddy: what a bunch of dole heads

by Just-another-dolehead May 26, 2018


Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.

Shit man the banter patrol is here!

by mexican May 25, 2015


Thot Patrol

a patrol of women-respecting males whose goal is to capture, rehabilitate, and release wild thots that may roam in the patrol's hometown.

Guy: Don't stay at that Chipotle for too long, that place is a Thot Patrol hot spot!

by atomx12 February 22, 2018