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peanut butter jelly time

A song written by rapper MC Chris that was later turned into a flash animation featuring the dancing n00b banana. family Guy once did a spoof on it, which is where most people think it originated from.

peanut butter jelly time is a song

by skimsauce September 13, 2006

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I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich

Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.

"Frank is such an idiot. He's got the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich."

by Frank Klaune November 24, 2004

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PEANUT BUTTER WHISTLE

PEANUT BUTTER WHISTLE, IS WHEN YOUR FINGERING A FEMALE WITH 2 FINGERS AND YOU MAKE HER LICK IT ALL OFF! ( YOU USE TWO FINGERS TO WHISTLE SO IT LOOKS LIKE SHES GETTING READY TO WHISTLE WITH THOSE FINGERS).

I STUCK MY 2 FINGERS SO DEEP IN KHIAS ASS THAT MADE HER ALL HOT AND HORNY. SO SHE GRABBED MY FINGERS AND GAVE HER SELF A PEANUT BUTTER WHISTLE!

by goingbadonher May 21, 2010

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peanut butter on your umbrella

a way to ask your partner (usually homosexual relationships) to get into bed

her; hey honey do you want me to peanut butter your umbrella?
her partner; what does that mean?
her; β€˜peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.

by lol.urmom October 18, 2022


churning chunky peanut butter

While doing a girl in the ass without the benefit of an enema, you discover she has recently eaten some nuts which are now harshly scraping your dick raw as you fuck.

I was totally rushed so I slammed right into her ass... then I realized I was churning chunky peanut butter. That shit was painful but I just couldn't stop, dude!

by Antichristian6669 January 28, 2012


reese's peanut butter cup

the only saving grace left in this cruel world, the literal manifestation of god himself wrapped into a small decadent, earthshattering combination of chocolate and peanut butter to save humanity from their sins and to open the gates of heaven in order to destroy satan himself and make the world perfect where no one will ever have flaws

I ate a reese's peanut butter cup, oh wow im god now

by yay121 March 26, 2021

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Peanut Butter Jelly Popsicle

A noun or sometimes action that refers to fucking a girl in the ass so hard that when you pull your dick out it is covered in shit and blood making it look very similar to peanut butter and jelly. The girl the precedes to suck the shit and blood covered dick like a popsicle.

Dude I totally gave my girl that good Peanut Butter Jelly Popsicle last night!

by Bussy Benis December 27, 2019

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