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Greatest pot limit hold'em player in the world. He crushes people like pieces of cereal. His verbal abuse at the table makes players go on tilt.
Phil Papmuth is pound for pound the greatest pot limit player in the world.
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An alpha level sex maneuver where you are doing a girl from behind and before you finish you perform the drum solo from "Coming in the Air Tonight" on her cheeks, pull out, and come in the air.
Stacy's body is banging, I think I'm gonna Phil Collins her tonight.
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Phil Collins is a gay faggot and sings like crap!
Especially the Disney songs like tarzan!!!
Kayla: What the hell is this crap!?!?
Matt: Its Phil Collins! Hes hot as don't bag him!
Kayla: Ok this is shit im going to kill you now!!
Matt: Oh no im dead!
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Phil is Clay's cousin. He looks just like Clay, but a little redder and with more auburn-like shade of hair. He is about the goofiest guy ever and laughs in the most obnoxious way possible. He owns his own painting franchise and dedicates half his life to asking people to paint houses.
Phil is also a genius. He understands the meaning of life. He knows nonlinear third order statistics like the back of his hand. He can take the inverse fourier transform of just about any graph he sees.
We all know a few Phil Aiken's. The one I know goes to Johns Hopkins.
1. "Holy shit, you got a perfect score! Are you Phil Aiken?"
2. Yo, that guy looks just like clay! But he's not clay. Is he Phil Aiken?
3. HWAHWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! (phil aiken's laugh)
4. "Those are pretty ambitious plans, but you know we all can't be Phil Aikens."
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Phil swift; the most divine being in the universe; as soon as you meet him you will want to smash using a flex seal condom
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