wounded pigeon

Substitute hooker for a girlfriend that has been giving you shit.

Say your girlfriend calls out the wrong name during sex. She deserves the wounded pigeon.

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Bioluminescent Pigeon

A Pigeon which emits a organic light. Much like Fire Flies and Glow Worms.

"Have you ever had hot candle-wax anal with a giant, mutated, genetically engineered, sexually frustrated, incandescent, flouro-blue bioluminescent pigeon?"

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pigeon face

Alias of Jake Anton Joel Atkin

"Hey Pigeon Face, do some work"

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playing pigeon

the art of hanging ones bare buttocks over a ledge or balcony or out of a window with the intention to hit a passer by with his/her bowel movement/excrement.

i managed to hit a family of four the other day while playing pigeon, quad-ripple scored the match for the four direct hits in one movement.

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Pigeon eye

someone whos eyes look like a pigeon's after sex or a beating

I banged jennifer so hard last night she got pigeon eye

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Pigeon Bomb

Someone who is slight framed and thin who takes regular dumps of a massive girth. Often leading to clogged toilets and smelly homes.

We were getting ready to go to lunch and I had to take a piss. Unfortunately when I got into the bathroom Dan had pigeon bombed the bathroom. There wasn't even any water left, just a pound of bloody toilet paper and a turd the size of a football. I don't even know how he could have squeezed that thing out of his skinny ass body.

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Wood Pigeon

When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.

"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."

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