The flabby under arm area of extremely over weight people. Typically characteristic of obese Karen’s who have nothing better to do then judge everyone else
-You should’ve seen the “hate pillows” on that bitch start flapping when she thundered over to cock block that dude from her friend.
Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.
I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.
Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.
My dog has crazy good pillow intelligence.
How hard/strong you stroke in bed while having sex.
An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.
"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"
A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
Male testicles that are so soft women want to sick them all night long
gabby did you hear about matts balls
lauren yes, I heard they are pillow balls, I just wanna suck them right now