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Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.
"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."
Someone that is constantly willing to have sex with anyone.
You’re everyone’s little fuck pillow.
That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".
"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"
"You never ask!"
"I didn't know I had to ask!"
---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..
Pillow talk follows
The flabby under arm area of extremely over weight people. Typically characteristic of obese Karen’s who have nothing better to do then judge everyone else
-You should’ve seen the “hate pillows” on that bitch start flapping when she thundered over to cock block that dude from her friend.
Usually a pic of a girls tits. Many times the woman having an incredibly large breast size. A pillow is carefully positioned just enough so that it covers the nips but shows the areolas.
Can you send me a pillow pic for my birthday please?
While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.
Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.
How hard/strong you stroke in bed while having sex.