dirt pipe is a way to slang worg for ass hole.
Billy: "I am going to fuck your ass so hard you won't shit for a week."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."
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Term used to refer to someone who has just done something stupid.
Jamie: "Ah no, I just sharted in my pants."
Ben: "Nice job Butt Pipe!"
OR
Jamie: "I just missed the exit, and it's 50 miles to the next turnaround."
Ben: "You Butt Pipe!"
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a shooting term used when on a (gun) line or firing range; a round that does not extract all the way out of a "semi-automatic pistol or rifle" after fired; the round will be pointing toward the sky thus with a tad of smoke coming out; to look like a stove pipe;malfunction with a pistol or magazine
"Shit, my Beretta stove piped again."
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Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.
Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.
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Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.
Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)
I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.
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The source of the mysterious ticking noise.
Snape: What IS that mysterious ticking noise? *checks room* Not over here, not over there. ... Kinda... catchy.
**LATER**
Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Everyone: YAYYYY!
*EXPLOSION*
Voldemort: *creepy* Muuuawahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.
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when you dick a bitch down so good that it make her run home and tell her daddy how trill the dick was
White hoe: "Daddy, I got piped out by that black guy you work with last night"
White Hoe's Dad: "WHAT, I'm gonna KILL THAT NIGGER!!!"
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