One who confiscates beef without permisson.
That beef pirate just grabbed my salami!
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Heroes off the coast of Somalia
Guy 1: Those Somali Pirates hijacked another ship
Guy 2: Yeah man, they're protecting Somalian waters
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A man who sucks a married man's cock.
Gordie left his wife at home to go skiing with Bob for the weekend. Not only is Bob closeted, he is a friggin Pickle Pirate.
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A sneaky Pirate is when a man is taking a girl from behind then spits on her back making her turn around. then he will poke her in the eye with his penis.
My eye hurts from the sneaky Pirate john gave me last night
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mainly homosexuals. One who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males anus, mainly a penis.
Adrian is an ass pirate. He likes to do guys in the ass.
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Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.
Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle
Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."
also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass
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a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!
yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.
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