Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

Plant

Its green.

"hey whats that green thing over there?"

"Oh that's a plant."

plant

a person who uses the resources or supplies from someone else to make them look better.

That random girl in the mall the tweeted that picture of you is a plant! She's only using you for likes an retweets.

Plant

A person who’s so stereotypical and/or boring that they seem like they’ve been planted there by aliens who think that’s how humans are supposed to be.

“Josh is like, the most stereotypical douchebag I know.”
“Yeah he’s such a plant!”

plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground

Sage wanted me to plant her garden.

Plant

Another name for marijuana.

J: Hey bro, wanna smoke some plant?
D: Of course I want to smoke some plant.

Plant

Are- are you that stupid?! Did you actually search up p l a n t ? THIS BITCH STUPID i-

You: What's a plant?
Me: Marijuana.

You: oh...hey can i get marijuana?
Me: ...i-...yeah i got lots.