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1. A bunch of shit-faces with no better thing to do in life then correct your even shitter spelling, pick up a dictionary kids. It's time to get reading.
2. Also, Something people with no better insult to make at you use correcting grammar as a go-to.
A: <Shitty Spelling>
B: <Slides out of shit-face town; Corrects A's shitty spelling*>
C: ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE!
*Grammar police tend to only focus on spelling instead of actual grammar.
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The people who go bat shit crazy when someone says something slightly not politically correct. Usually overreact and are assholes about the slightest thing.
Person A: haha I love that midget dude he’s so funny
PC police(politically correct police): UHM ACTUALLY ITS “LITTLE PERSON” YOU DISRESPECTFUL JERK
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Man 1: Look! A Police Officer!
Man 2: Asshole.
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An individual currently undertaking a Policing degree within the University of Western Sydney. Often this individual embraces qualities and render him or her unable to complete even the simplest of tasks without resorting to threatening to beat someone with a rubber hose in the nude.
"That Policing UWS student gave me the hose"
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Police informants are bitches or "snitch bitches." They are mostly previously caught wannabe drug dealers that turn rat when facing criminal charges. If executed correctly, they could get a police paycheck for their efforts. They don't want to face criminal charges or go to jail so they live a life of shame. Even though they act as friends, they're just faking it to get information from you that leads to an arrest. They could never be trusted. They are desperate to make new drug-dealer friends to promptly turn them over to the proper authorities. When extremely desperate, they could even turn over their best of friends just to report a new bust. They are very dangerous. Buying drugs from police informants count as a drug bust to local police enforcement. Even more so, they are encouraged by the police to sell drugs to younger kids and destroy their lives even if they had no previous criminal history. Hence the "Fuck the police," "Snitches get stitches" and "Snitches end up in ditches" expressions. To clarify the latter, police informants usually get murdered for treason or raped in jail if placed in the general population rather than protective custody. This phenomenon in the "war on drugs" could be explained as "easy busts" for local law enforcement. Wannabe drug dealers are being arrested as an easy bust to justify the local police enforcment's anual federal budget aids for criminal investigations that lead to the arrest and conviction of high-profile drug dealers.
Ex. Man, these police informants are all over the place, let's get the fuck out of here.
Ex. He used to be my friend but now he's working with other police informants and I don't talk to cops.
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The rare and deserved destruction of a police car and man by the drunk driver whose freedom he attempted to squelch.
"Hey what's up man?"
"Oh not much, just reading this newspaper, some total police brewtality."
"Oh really? Read it to me, I think you have a great newscasting voice and persona!"
"Orlando, FL (AP)-- A man driving south on the interstate just outside of Orlando International Airport crashed into a police car in oncoming traffic. It was discovered his blood alcohol level was just over .350, a perfectly safe driving BAC."
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1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.
2. People that put up all that yellow tape.
3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.
4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.
5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.
Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.
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