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Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017


pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 16, 2013


Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

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pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022


Pork Smile

When you smile after consuming pork product like: Pulled Pork, Pork Knuckles(Golonka) or any kind of soft pork product. The usual result is some of the meat stuck between your teeth, hence when you smile you the meat is showing.

Oh man I hate some much pulled pork so now I have pork smile.
Oh Check Raf he must have eaten some pork knuckles because he has pork smile

by Golonka lover June 7, 2018


Pork pocket

A vagina that is plump.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by December 18, 2021


salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022