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When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.
"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."
Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button
Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.
A warm Caribbean island. It's owned by the United States (as a territory) but has plenty of Spanish influence. I practiced my Spanish there and to my surprise, up in the mountains of the interior, they didn't speak much English. They run on "Latin Time" too.
Many tourists coming to Puerto Rico just stay in San Juan-they don't explore the west, east, central, and southern parts of the island-something I recommend doing.
When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex
Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh
When you’re fucking someone from behind and put your foot on their face, typically preformed to Puerto Rican music. Walking outside barefoot for a few hours beforehand is recommended.
Bro I hit her with the disrespectful Puerto Rican last night. We’re getting divorced.