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Being surprised by an extremely unpleasant odor.
I entered the bathroom right after Brent came out and the stink hit me like a punch in the nose!
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A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool
You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.
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When a person talks to you and their breath is so bad, as soon as you smell it, your face naturally reacts as if you were punched by Kimbo Slice.
"He came up to talk to me and the next thing I knew i was breath punched."
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When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.
In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.
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The act of your finger going through an insufficient amount of toilet paper during anal wipe age.
Scott, after spending a sufficient amount of time in the bathroom, came to the conclusion that two sheets of toilet paper results in a punch-through.
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drink that contains dark rum, cognac, grapefruit juice and orange juice.
get your hands off my Florida Punch!
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A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.
Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.
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