When a person talks to you and their breath is so bad, as soon as you smell it, your face naturally reacts as if you were punched by Kimbo Slice.
"He came up to talk to me and the next thing I knew i was breath punched."
A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool
You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.
drink that contains dark rum, cognac, grapefruit juice and orange juice.
get your hands off my Florida Punch!
Being surprised by an extremely unpleasant odor.
I entered the bathroom right after Brent came out and the stink hit me like a punch in the nose!
When a stripper puts your head between her two fake/augmented boobs and administers an indirect punch to your face through one of her tits. In other words:
Stripper puts your head in her cleavage, stripper punches breast, breast punches you, you've been stripper punched.
An effective means of fighting a non-male; this involves puching a non-male directly in the vagina aka (taco)
Dude I was totally geting my ass kicked my Amanda untill i taco punched her. now all thats left is smoldering tampon.
A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.
Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.