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Favorite Native American pastime, perfected and propagated by the Wampanoags, in which contestants endeavor to the be the first to poop out kernels of a meal of corn begun at an agreed upon hour. Serious matches involve the careful auditing, often by independent counsel, of each contestant's meals in the days preceding the main event, such that no contestant enters the competition having recently eaten corn.
Despite his prowess in corn races throughout the early 17th Century, Squanto has continually failed to win admission to National Corn Racing Hall of Fame, headquarted in Plymouth, MA.
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the Filipinos itself....
Filipinos are the real Brown Race....
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(noun) A male, traditionally of caucasion decent, who relentlessly engages himself in activities primarily including, but not limited to, anal and/or vaginal penetration or play of any kind (without shame) with a wild or domesticated jungle primate. See also: Nigger Lover.
I can't believe Brooke turned out to be such a dirty fucking race monkey!
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This is a form of racing originally developed by a PS3 racer named Enzo_Guy on Midnight Club LA. It is fast-paced checkpoint style racing with large amounts of intersecting and crisscrossing segments, but almost no straight sections.
Highway Races:
Creators of highway onramp races use race editor to design races in an area where multiple highways merge to utilize the most onramps possible. The basic setup is to place a checkpoint on one onramp and then to place the next one on a separate onramp, forcing racers to rip hard u-turns and creating tight hairpins. The race creators aim to design the tightest corners and most collisions possible. Designers only have a limited number of onramps, so participants are often going different directions on the same onramp which invariably leads to lots of head-on collisions
City Racing:
City onramp racing features extremely tight corners through parking garages, alleys, and even inside buildings. Whereas highway races focus more on causing collisions, city races focus more on causing confusion. Race creators often start city races with the participants facing a wall. Race creators usually get lost on their own tracks.
Car Choice:
Almost any car is suitable. A driver, instead of using his fastest exotic car like most other races on this game, will pick a vehicle that best suits his style of handling hairpins and u-turns. One racer is known for being competitive in a Golf GTI
Quotes of onramp racers:
"It doesn't matter what place you come in, this is the most fun you'll ever have racing."- a racer describing onramp racing
"I'm in a Gallardo! How is that Golf beating me? Fuck that Golf!"- a racer participating in an onramp for the first time
"I missed the turn!"- a common exclamation yelled during onramp racing
"It's like autocross met destruction derby."- a racer describing onramp racing
"How the hell do I get up there?"- a common question shouted by racers
"Dude, this shit had to have been designed by stoners who forgot to take their ADD meds."- a racer's opinion of how the track looked on the map
"This isn't racing, this is bumper cars!"- a racer describing a particularly perilous city track
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One who loves car racing, generally NASCAR.
That Bubba is one racing fool.
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A Masturbation Race. Can be competitive or used as foreplay
Micheal and John had a Jack Race while watching porn on Bradley's PS3
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a proscess by which people roll up in blankets an proceed to roll down a driveway at night. untill one reaches the end or knocks there head on the concrete. the said person is declaredthe winner. you can roll over people or into people or even in the grass. invented by dakota baty, amanda gilbertsen, alicia gilbertsen an carissa smith.
see video on www.myspace.com/dakotapchs
labled rolly-races
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