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A puddle of indiscriminate bodily fluids including blood, semen, fecal matter and soft tissue, usually surrounded by empty cans of PBR and well worn rabbit hide condoms. When tested DNA evidence can with 99% positivity link each of the fluids donors to a single family though on most occasions there are 6 or more donors.
The only thing left at the scene of the terrible crime was a steaming cesspool of rape juice.
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Adjective: To, in an unprovoked and random manner, approach a stranger or friend and provide them with an uncomfortable, rude, or offensive truth about them.
Truth Raping can be undertaken by any Gangster of Knowledge rolling through the hood raping people with the Big Black Cock of the Truth (BBCOT) the result of the Truth Rape felt by the victim can be described widely as Truth Gape (TG)
Homie - approaching stranger: Damm that's an ugly baby!
Ugly Baby Mama: Woah Homie that shit hurts!
Homie: Hahaha, you just been raped! By the Truth! Truth Rape!!! - runs away.
Ugly Baby Mama: Ahhh, mah Truth Gapes killin me....
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When your mom or dad forces you to get your pj's on. You definetly do not want to. You struggle with all your might to break free from you mommy's grasp. But you cant. You call for an adult, but it is to late. Everybody's out of the house. Before you know it, your in your bed asleep. You were just forced into your own pj's.
Stevey: Adult! Adult! Im being jammie raped. help! Jammy rape! jammy rape!
Mother: Your next Martha.
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When a person (during sex, or before sex) rawr's at you like a dinosaur to assure them its on and the mood is hot.
Thought it isn't actually rape one may feel as if it is, even if they're enjoying themselves..
usually leads to rough sex.
That was some good dinosaur rape.
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In Call Of Duty Zombies, when you're at a barrier shooting zombies and knifing them, and the zombies hit you through the barrier and you get downed. Often happens on a very low round and is a great source of embarrassment.
Player 1: *knifes zombie*
Zombie: *hits player twice and downs him*
Game: "GAME OVER. You survived 1 round"
Onlooker: "Lol, you're so bad at call of duty zombies, you can't get past round 1."
Player 1: "It's not my fucking fault, I got barrier raped"
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(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.
Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.
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A condition brought about by the intake of too much false and harmful information from troglodytes surrounding the most basic understanding of rape. The condition was first documented in the United States, just days after Todd Akin, a republican member of the U.S. House of Representatives, made this comment: "If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something. I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child."
Symptoms of rape fatigue include extreme nausea, dizziness, and the urge to place Akin in a locked room with Eve Ensler. Rape Fatigue is not relieved by bed rest, but rather by rising up, voting democratic, and shouting the words, "Todd Akin is an ignorant, misogynistic asshat!"
Hey, did you see that moron on CNN last night trying to defend Todd Akin's statement about rape?
Shut the hell up, man! I've got fucking rape fatigue! I can't listen to any more rape-related bullshit from repubigots. Todd Akin is an ignorant, misogynistic asshat!
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