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A phrase:
A) to ask if one is serious
B) to agree with
Meaning A:
K: Shorty was backing out of the driveway and ran over my foot with her car!
P: Fo real?
Meaning B:
K: Man, Shorty sure do look fine in that dress!
C: Fo real!
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Term used by psychoanalysts, especially Lacanians, for the eruption into social life of impulses or phenomena which have been repressed from the symbolic order in the process of the formation of a master-signifier. The excluded element is not destroyed but returns in a form which is incomprehensible and terrifying. A "return of the Real" is a sudden eruption and interruption which spectacularly reveals the contingency of social relations and shatters fixed certainties.
For instance, Slavoj Zizek analysed September 11th as a "return of the Real": the repressed fundamentalist impulse which was the hidden outcome of the US's own activities produced an explosive and terrifying result which rocked people's identities and the existing political framework.
A reworking of the return of the repressed.
Doesn't make as much sense outside Lacanian ontology, because the violence and negativity of the "return of the Real" are crucial to its use as a concept. One can reconfigure it to some extent if one suggests that the social order makes its own Real, so that the phrase "return" is simply figurative.
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A phrase used to describe trivial problems.
-Damn it, my iphone runs out of battery.
-The struggle is real man
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When one succumbs to the ultimate epitome of stupid or annoying comments/suggestions and they require the comment, "Real Gay," to be thrown at them. Or when a group of men travel to La Follete, Tennessee to Norris Lake.
Note: Does not pertain to homosexuality.
"My mom is making me paint easter eggs with her... I'm 18."
"Real gay"
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Lame ass MTV show, where they stick a couple of just out of college kids in a house, so that we, the viewers can listen to their converstaions, which usually go something like this:
P1: "Hey."
P2: "Hey"
P1:"What do you think about Joe?"
P2:"I don't want to move our relationship to the next level"
P1: "..."
P2: "Lets go to a club"
P1: "OK."
... And this sort of thing continues. Unfortunately, it is the preference of some friends of mine, and is constantly on TV.
P3:(on the phone) "I don't know if I'm ready to move on, after Melissa."
P3: "yeah"
P3: "Mhm, I know"
P3:"..."
P3: "Alright. See ya"
Me: Did I just waste 20 minutes listening to a one-ended phone conversation on MTV? omg.
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Originated with Andrew and Brandon from Grand Island Nebraska.
"Real Friends" is used to a describe a friendship between two people that completely understand each other. It's the upper echelon of all friendships and is even ranked above the relationship. Keep in mind though that the "real friends" are not gay, it's just that their friendship is so strong that even a heterosexual relationship between a couple cannot compared to the strength of this friendship.
Andrew: Hey man, I told her I loved her but I had to hang out with you on Saturday instead of her
Brandon: Real friends dude, Real Friends
Andrew: You know it!
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"Real Man":
An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.
This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.
This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.
Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.
Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.
Pathetic.
You'd be a "real man" if you (insert command here).
How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!
Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*
Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.
Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!
Male: the human race is doomed.
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