Rocket Lag

Similar to jet lag, but with space ships. Traveling between mars and beyond (hopefully someone in the year 3000 reads this) will seriously screw up your circadian clock. Symptoms include needing a nap (or, if you're reading this in the future, a quick sleep in the cryo pods) and coffee.

Hey mom, it's Alec, I just landed on Mars and about to get to work mining with Dan! Need to grab some shut eye first, I'll call you back later, I've got rocket lag!

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Moon Rockets

term used for sagging breasts which point down at a sharp angle

Those moon rockets were pointed south like a polish compass.

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Rocket League

Ball go boing boing, very fun fun!

Person 1: Have you ever played rocket league?
Person 2: Yea
Person 1: How is it?
Person 2: Ball go boing boing

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gerbil rocket

1. fuck someone in the ass
2. insert a toilet paper tube into their loose asshole
3. insert gerbil into tube
4. light a match at the end of the tube to force gerbil farther up inside asshole
5. remove tube and enjoy the wriggling of a small to medium sized animal inside your anus
6.good luck getting it out

Last night after a felching session, Bill gave Tom a gerbil rocket

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Pasta Rocket

The Italian sportbikes, derived from rice rocket. Makes include:
-Ducati
-Moto Guzzi
-MV Agusta
-Benelli
-But not Vespa....

Man that new Benelli is one fine pasta rocket.

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Red Rocket

a big red dog weener

my dogs red rocket stuck out 2 inches

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Brown Rocket

When your fucking a chick in the ass, you pull out and the chick, diarrhea shit all over your balls and cock

"FUCK!! i was banging this chick so hard and deep in the ass that she Brown rocketed me!!! I Smelled like shit afterwards!!!

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