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Straight men at a lesbian bar
Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?
Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house
a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.
I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.
A Skinned rooster is when the entire surrounding penile skin around the entire penis is just not there, gone. See Peeled Banana for more information pre-Skinned rooster
I had to get surgery done after Kylie gave me a peeled banana, now I am stuck with a Skinned rooster
When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."
Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.
When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.
It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.
When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.
John got pegged so hard by that mechanical rooster last night!