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When you are an active person and perform either of one of these activities, rock climbing, parkour, crossfit, military bootcamp or wall climbing, you are at risk of getting rope climbers elbow. Amongst one the worst pains know to man kind, rope climbers elbow can leave your forearms and hands useless, which may as well be substituted with stumps. Its a fuckup with your tendons and can feel like tennis elbow, but is actually an imbalance between the muscles in your forearm and bicep
"Hey Jim I saw on facebook you went rock climbing yesterday"
"Yeah I got rope climbers elbow from it and now I cant wipe my arse"
"What did you do at crossfit this week Judy?"
"I got my first rope climb this week"
"Oh wonderful, I hope you didn't get rope climbers elbow"
"I did and now I cant even change gears in my car"
1. To orient a person who is new to your group/neighborhood/city/and such to the rules and modes of operation of the aforementioned.
2. To rough up someone that is in - or against - your group, as a punishment for going against the creed/rules/modus operandi of your particular group (re-orienting them, as it were).
1. "Terry, since you're new to Humboldt, allow me to show you the ropes."
2. "They ratted on David. That's not our style. So we're gonna show them the ropes."
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when one's dick cannot become hard during sex due to the amount of alcohol (i.e. whiskey) consumed. a.k.a. "whiskey dick."
Because of my heavy drinking habits i often shoot pool with a rope when I'm with my slampiece, but its no problem because i always hammer it out in the morning.
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Used to poke fun at a complainer or to ironically acknowledge a complaint.
"Hell, you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope!"
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When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.
Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.
The act or game of playing jump rope with a razor scooter, which can usually lead to death or severe pain in the ankles
Honestly fuck this class bro I might have to play forbidden jump-rope
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An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.
What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.
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