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When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.
Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...
Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?
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It is physically impossible for a motorbike to be cool once it has obtained trunk space
JOE: Check it out BOB! I just got side Carriers for my motorcycle
BOB: Rule 2401
JOE: But--
BOB: THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN!!!!!
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IF YOU'RE A STRAIGHT MAN:
1)Out and about with one woman...RESPECT.
2)Out and about with two women...MUCH RESPECT.
(Quick note:This scenario was more likely to happen
in days gone by.(the 70's)Nowadays...to have two
women out for fun...then back to the pad for more
fun...is exceedingly rare.Unless they're "proffessionals".
Which by the way is not a bad thing in itself.
3)Out and about with three women...YOU'RE FEMME GAY.
Nothing wrong with that...but if you're not...one can
assume the worst case scenario...that you are deemed
SAFE and NON-THREATENING.
GUY 1:"Hey..check out that guy over there walking into the Victoria's Secret with those three hotties."
Guy 2:"No love.He's at the ass end of the the RULE OF 123.
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Though numbers pertaining to rules are completely and utterly random some numbers are recognized associated with one rule.
Recognized as a clarification of Rule 21.
Person A: Let's say that Rule 34 is 'Trollers always win'
Person B: Hey! Remember Rule 22, man! Rule 34 is always 'If it exists there is porn of it.'
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The 66th rule of the Internet, which states that if it exists, there is a dubstep remix of it.
Bob: "Man, I just heard this great song by the Streets!"
Joe: "Rule 66."
Bob: "Ok." *five minutes of searching SoundCloud
Bob: "Here you go."
Joe: "Hey, this is awesome!"
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Rule 1993 states that in comparison to most other players you will suck at a online videogame.
1993 being the year Doom came out and and people were first able to get their asses shot of by some fat guy in Austin.
Collary 1: some people are actually good but they usually have no life.
Collary 2: if you get discouraged by reapeatedly failing at a game see Collary1
Collary 3: Unless you suck monkey nuts there will be others who are worse than you.
Collary 4: In some amazing defiance of reality most pro gamers actually have a life and/or look pretty good.
Dude one: {gets halo 3 and starts to play online}
Alright lets play;
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Shit! I Died!
Dude 2: don't feel bad man, rule 1993
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Around 2 years ago Party rules was founded. It start among the realm of Xbox live and spread quickly, definitions grew and now it can be followed as a way of life. Party rules is a life force for which selected individuals look to to gain knowledge on how to live their lives and to make important decisions. Lots of things can be party rules for example, Hair cuts, cheap alcohol, holiday destinations, The draganov sniper on call of duty 4 and Sweating.
A: "Dude they didn't have any Carlsberg so I had to get Tennents Super"
B: "Thats Party Rules!"
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A : "Hey man, up for some Party Rules later?"
B :"Na, the girlfriend is round"
A :"WTF that's not PR!"
B: "I know, I'll try and sneak some sweaty PR in as soon as she falls asleep"
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A: "Bro, Your Dad has a 'Party Rules' Beard!"
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A: "Shit, that dude just got rinsed by my Draganof blindfire"
B: " He got Party RULES'd"
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