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A bizarre cult founded by Joseph Smith in the 19th Century, based around a bunch of golden tablets. Their stronghold is Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.
Also known as Mormons, after their bible, the Book of Mormon.
"They march, the Latter Day Saints
Salt Lake's sick residents
They want you to repent
The want your ten percent".
Fad Gadget - "Salt Lake City Sunday".
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Ploy by the Catholic church to make saints über-cool. See also saint rambo and saint robocop.
The Catholic Church brings you Saint Master Chief, patron saint of the xbox.
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The mall in southern illinois.
Person 1: i really want to go to the St.Louis mills, but i dont have enough gas.
person 2: lest go to Saint Clair Square then.
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Where people that "think" they are smart go to college...even though they are paying double the price of the better college down the street...
Person 1: Is he going to the same college as you?
Person 2: Nope, he's too "smart". Thats why he's going to attend saint francis university and pay double the price for the same ranked program...idiot.
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Traditionally March 16th, the day before St. Patrick's Day
Where's Bill?
He got sloshed on Saint Practice Day practicing for St. Patrick's Day, and he couldn't get up for the 6 AM drinking festivities.
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Undeserving football 2009 super bowl champions team filled with a bunch of fucking assholes who think they are good, like Reggie Bush(when he was on the team).
They won a super bowl in 2009 because the league gave it to them. Yeah I can build up a shitty team to within my city and win a Super bowl if the league gives it to me. The league thought that because of hurricane Katrina, The New Orleans Saints should get a super bowl to help rebuild the city. even though those assholes still haven't done a damn thing to rebuild they're city. The saints are byfar the most hated team in America after they were given that superbowl. Anybody who watched the NFC championship game in 2009 knows damn well that that game was rigged.
John: The New Orleans Saints are complete assholes
bandwagon: NO THEY ARE MY FAVORITE TEAM CUZ THEY WON THE SUPERBOWL!
John: fuck off they suck.
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What Anthony Fauci currently is not, but might become- at least to some liberally degenerate individuals- under 1 of 3 circumstances: 1) if and when he dies 2) if he physically defeats Covid like Trump defeated Hilary Clinton or 3 The pope pronounces him as such even before his death.
I refuse to pray at the altar of Saint Anthony Fauci or follow the Anthony Fauci personality cult or become a Fauci groupie
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