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a state of being extremely annoyed or irriated as if your balls were in fact salty
Bob was salty balls about his F on the last science test.
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the act of having anal sex with a blow job.
That bitch gave me a salty salamander last night, I won't ever kiss her again.
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The Salty Geyser is an elite sexual teqnique that is considered one of the 7 wonders of the sexual world, Cultivated by Nic E, 9/27/10
It is executed like this.
At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
Phone Convo-
Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
Guy 2- what?!
Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!
Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
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When your feeling stupid and / or dumb after expressing your point in a situation thinking you are correct and you are proved wrong.
WARNING: PEOPLE MAY APPROCH YOU AND DUST YOUR SHOLDER OFF TO SHOW THAT YOUR SALTY!!!
Chris: You wasnt even at the meeting yesterday so how u know??
Olivia: Actually I went to the meeting the day before.
Everyone: SALTY DOGG!!!!!!
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A cum-soaked sock (often mutiple use) that has been forgotten and left to ferment
My left shoe feels funny . . . Fuck, I'm wearing a Salty Robson.
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Cum :)
Person 1: OMG, I gave head last night!
Person 2: What did it taste like?!
Person 1: Salty glue!
Person 2: Wow.
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A sex act wherein one party will consume the ejaculate of the other after it has been spread over baked goods.
Last night I tried eating a salty mufin and found it surprisingly enjoyable.
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