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Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.
I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!
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A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
"Look at that pretentious git, what a Sam!"
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A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.
Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?
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Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik
Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam
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Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous
He is such a Sam.
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Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
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A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) She’s nice on the outside but on the inside she’s the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.
Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!
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