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Sam

1. Horny tool who derserves nothing better than a slut.
2. Fucking bitch who likes a girl and then leaves her hanging for someone else.
3. Nothing better than a piece of shit even if he is good looking.

Omg, he like totally pulled a Sam on you.

by JoyRide January 25, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sam

A gay boy who cries when he gets beat up.

Bro you got beat up during that friendly boxing match and started crying, what a Sam.

by superb at masturbation February 9, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sam

A completly creepy guy, who never takes no as answer... fancys himself to be in love with you and wont fuck off. Put simply is a STALKER

*hot girl* See that guy over there
*other hot girl* Yeah
*hot girl*while he's a complete Sam
*other hot girl*does he like stalk you?
*hot girl* Yeah and he wont leave me and my boyfriend alone!

by Lill Miss Sunshine May 29, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samming

When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*

Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.

Person 1: I used a different name

Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.

Johnny can't stop samming, everytime he opens him mouth he's samming .

by Lieordie September 1, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sam

A hot and great guy amazing dark hair and beautiful blue eyes i love him but i dont think he feels the same, fittest guy i know and a great football player and runner!

Sam, the world's fittest guy!

by Dog_cherry_chic August 28, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sam

Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.

Sam loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns.

by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž