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Shut in season

The time period from late October to late March where it becomes mostly socially acceptable to become a total shut in and do nothing due to the shittiness of the weather outside.

As the beginning of April approaches, thousands of awkward teenagers and young adults groan in despair as shut in season ends and they no longer have an excuse to binge watch shows on Netflix and spend hours on urban dictionary.

by lightning_troubadour March 11, 2014

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Napkin Season

The beautiful time of year, typically between 31 March and 10 September in which fine young broads gallivant in public wearing loose-fitting tops; or β€œnapkins”. So named for their free-flowing nature, immaculacy, and the fact that it looks like the funbags are wrapped up in such a serviette; the β€œnapkin” is perhaps the most glorious of all female clothing (far superior to the Jegging).

Screw December, Napkin Season is the most wonderful time of the year!

Nap-kin Sea-son! *clap clap clapclapclap*

R.I.P. Napkin Season (2010-2010)

by Amanning07 April 8, 2011

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seasonal dad

Parent whose main interaction with their child or children occurs during one season of the year, usually their child's summer vacation from school. Seasonal dads have been known to take great offense when their motives or parenting skills are called into question.

We asked our friend to get a dna test on his kid who bears no resemblence. He got pissed off and lectured us and told us we don't know what its like to have a family. It's probably because he's a seasonal dad and doesn't see his kid too often.

by Superbeebo January 23, 2011

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seasonal dating

Seasonal dating is a term used to describe those unwed people who live their lives traveling and exploring the world. They never settle down, so they have "dates" in multiple parts of the world that they visit a couple times, or maybe once, a year. They rotate through their favorite places in the world, seeing their seasonal lovers, and explore some new locations as a way of life.

Lindsay travels to a different country every few months, seeing different men in each country, so her dating lifestyle is described as seasonal dating.

by travel_hunny April 3, 2010

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mattress season

The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.

Ugh, this mattress season is lasting forever. We need to get our roommates tampons for Christmas.

by Angeleah D. June 30, 2011

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bug season

The season where bugs come out from their little cocoons of hell and terrorize us to the point of depression.

Man, it's almost bug season, I guess I'll lock the doors.

by WhiteRussian523 February 29, 2016

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Four Seasons

Extremely ghetto
Poor area
The hood
A cadillac with 1 spinning rim with the two different colored paint chipped off and its rusty...
Anybody (esp. black girls) who's all up in your face tryna be hard
Broken down houses/apartments etc.

That car is straight-up FOUR SEASONS!

Hi, my name is Shay-nay-nay and I live at Four Seasons.

***BASICALLY ANYTHING GHETTO***

by Laksi April 8, 2005

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